10 things I hate about a B-School

Disclaimer: The following article is completely fictitious. Any resemblance to any college whatsoever is purely coincidental.

• Number 10>> "World Class" hostel facilities: 6 people sharing the same loo!! 2 guys sleeping on the same bed?? Is "The Snake" planning turn all of us gay?? Not to mention the complementary rat that comes with every room.
• Number 9>> Exchange students: Students who come back from exchange and keep harping about the how good the quality education is and how awesome the professors are are simply LYING!! Truth is that they just went there to have wild European sex, but couldn't, because the goris rejected their dirty brown asses.
• Number 8>> Dating (for Men): Please guys... taking the girl you like to Tankoo's does NOT qualify as a date. Loosen up the purse a little bit. This is Delhi for God's sake and women here don't come cheap. Take her to a nice place (say Hard Rock Cafe) and at least spend a grand (or sometimes four). This is not directed at anyone in particular. I'm sure your girl deserves that much.
• Number 7>> Dating (for Women): Ladies... when you (rather, if you ever) get asked out by someone on a date, please (OH PLEASE!!!!) do not bring your stupid room-mates along. Unless, of course, they are cuter than you. The guy is interested in YOU, not your entourage.
• Number 6>> Making out in public: It's understandable that couples have the need to suck face with each other from time to time. But when you do give in to such temptations, PLEASE DO IT PROPERLY!!! They are at least 5 people watching you from behind the curtains, and they deserve a good show.
• Number 5>> DCP-s: Or Desperate Class Participants... Well, this one should not surprise anyone. B-Schools are filled with overenthusiastic juveniles who think management is all about asking questions (no matter how utterly moronic or irrelevant they are). Please... SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!
• Number 4>> "Knee-Keel Drove-Her": Need I say more???
• Number 3>> Placecomm elections: Don't you just get pissed when a placecomm candidate gets up on stage and professes his/her eternal love for you and the college and how he/she is ready to risk ALL just to serve you. What a load of Crap!!!!! Buddy, you are here because you think getting into the placecomm is going to get you the best job, AND THAT IS IT!!!!
• Number 2>> IMF: Student bodies with names like International Management Forum... Now I don't hate the IMF as such, just the name. Why in the world is it called IMF??? It is neither a Forum nor International. This is just another example of management students trying to complicate simple things. Just call it The Student Council.
• Number 1>> DGP-s: For the uninitiated, a DGP (Derogatory Grade Point) is a negative grade point and is allotted to an unfortunate student who is found guilty of breaking certain rules in the college. But this is actually used as a tool by certain people holding 'high' posts (and with unusually small genitals) to exert power over those they are intimidated by but are too scared to confront man-to-man (well half a man in most cases).